Chopped Chumps - 8.23.23

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Howie Carr

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🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here's today's chopped chumps, listen to these instead of watching the debate. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:07.7	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.2	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:13.2	Who is behind the Kendra Lara, or excuse me, this is a family show.
0:28.8	Could you tell me who is endorsing Kendra Lara for re-election?
0:33.4	Yeah, I guess everybody is going to have a heavy heart for Christy tonight.
0:38.4	I guess you had to put on an APV with the cops for his toes, he hasn't seen him in 20 years.
0:44.4	Joe Biden has a new alias, Pinocchio.
0:48.4	Man, I can't wait to watch Chris Christie swallow the competition.
0:53.4	Only 50 more payments in these groceries are mine.
0:56.4	Howey, when Joe Biden was telling that awesome story about how his house was burned down in Delaware,
1:02.4	he left out the most important part.
1:04.4	When those brave firefighters needed medical attention, Dr. Jill Biden was on the scene to help their kids with their English homework.
1:11.4	As a slow learner, I only recently realized Liberals come in two types.
1:16.4	There's Rich Liberals, and the other 99% that elects them to the office that makes them rich.
1:23.4	That was your last chump line message.
1:27.4	Thank you for calling Howey Car.
1:29.4	You chump.
1:30.4	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:33.4	Go to HoweyCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:40.4	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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