Chopped Chumps - 8.20.25

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🗓️ 20 August 2025

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0:01.9	Bhaap
0:02.9	Bhop Charlie, when it comes to redistricting, the CRC stands for, can't remember crap.
0:03.6	Boston Mayor Michelle Wu looks down on Pam Bondi because Bondi's home state of Florida played no part in the cultural revolution.
0:34.0	Hey, Holly, in Massachusetts, like a good neighbor, Michelle Wu, and the illegal immigrants are there.
0:44.3	Mayor Wu, would you like to comment on why illegal rapists are not being held on ICE detainers?
0:53.3	Well, the Battle of Bunker Hill was fought so we could be a sanctuary city and give EBD cards to all the illegals.
0:59.0	Thank you for attention to this matter.
1:10.0	Hey, Holly.
1:14.1	You know what Joe Biden would say to Adam Schiff and Patricia James?
1:14.9	Come on, man.
1:18.8	You're going to pay your fair share.
1:20.1	If it keeps Rosie O'Donnell out of the United States through 2034, I'm also altering the Constitution to let Trump run for a third term.
1:21.5	Obama said never waste a crisis so the Democrats invent them.
1:32.1	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:37.5	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:43.4	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:47.8	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:50.3	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howey 10 to get 10% off your next purchase.

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