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The deals are endless. Comella Harris keeps saying she's going to do an awful lot of things on day one.

You better get moving on that.

You're coming up on your fourth year in office there.

Howie, just checking in with you. How many of those new undocumented Democrats is Marahili's

taken in recently?

Hi, this is Kamala Harris.

I used to be extremely left-way.

But up until election day, I'm going to be a centralist.

And if you vote for me, I'll get elected.

Because getting elected is an important part of running for an office. So once I get elected after you vote for me, I'll go back to being extremely left-wing again.

Howie, please don't get too excited that Tim Wall's in Boston tonight for a fundraiser.

You have an extra 25 grand hanging around, don't you?

Yeah, Tim Wall's misspoke about carrying a weapon in war like he mis-donated a hundred grand to the Muslim organization

and mis-hosted Muslim cleric Assad Zaman five times. Important weather update.

Jared Golden's peeing on our legs, telling us it's raining.

It's gonna be a downpour. Better bring the umbrella.

Howie, don't be so hard on these stonas.

One day one of them might get to run for president.

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