Chopped Chumps - 8.13.24

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🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy a fresh chump line that may be working a little blue. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Welcome, Cross, to your first day of journalism school.
0:27.0	Today's topic will be carrying water for the Democrat Party.
0:36.0	Washington, D.C. is now considered the least desirable place to live in the United States.
0:42.0	That's no surprise considering how deep the swamp is there.
0:45.4	Knowing how pro-joyed Nancy Pelosi is, I shouldn't have been surprised that I was the victim of a late first term abortion.
0:56.5	I'm referring to my economic plan as the Camunist Manifesto, get it, Camunist.o get it cam unit.
1:03.6	Yeah, yeah well how are you
1:06.4	official the easiest job in the world is president of the United States.
1:12.3	Tim Walzos'll leave the campaign he sent to a battleground state.
1:17.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:20.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:23.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:26.0	Go to howiecar Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are
1:34.4	endless and they are cheap.

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