Chopped Chumps - 8.11.25

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🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car it doesn't matter whether Democrats are in California, New York, or Massachusetts.
0:31.2	They're all in a state of denial.
0:33.5	Joe Biden said he used to be McGruff, the crime dog.
0:38.4	Does Adam Schiff's pardon include leaking classified information and mortgage fraud?
0:44.8	Bernie's on a tear about the oligarchy, all while flying private to spread his malarkey.
0:51.1	And while this phony touts his baloney, the turnout says his tour is ready for old Sparky.
0:57.0	I finally figured out what was wrong with Biden. Because of his cancer treatments, he got a prescription for weed.
1:04.0	Big Brandon, man.
1:06.0	Hey, remember the good old days when the only one getting bombed on the entire end up towards Ted Kennedy?
1:11.3	The WNBA is taking dildos on the court seriously because under the new Trump administration, even rubber penises aren't allowed in moving sports.
1:21.4	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:27.3	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:32.9	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:37.2	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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