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The deals are endless. Brandon Tamlers claim they won't be spoon-feeding questions to reporters anymore.

Man if you believe that they've got a Trans-Pacific Railroad bridge to sell you.

Joe, I'm so proud of you.

You answered all the questions.

I'm going to make sure I get you some gold stars to stick in your notebook.

Hey Howie, Brandon couldn't pass a cognitive test if it said Fisher Price on the side of it.

Joe Biden said Trump has the morals of an alley cat and he has the marbles of a stuffed chat.

Hey Howie, did you hear the new Biden campaign slogan?

Biden 2024, he's the Goodest.

Apparently Hunter Biden is now in the West Wing helping make policy decisions.

I heard the very first one.

From now on, only young Russian prostitutes will be allowed over the southern border.

Let me see if I have this right.

Originally, Jill Biden was Joe's babysitter.

And now she's...

Oh, you know the thing. You know, for the longest time, the most Inco here and disjoint is messed up thing I had ever seen

was that one scene from Dumbo with a pink elephants on parade.

And now, thanks to the Democrat Party, we have blue donkeys on parade and it's not even a competition.

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