Chopped Chumps - 7.5.23

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Howie Carr

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4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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You won't find and illegal substances in these Chopped Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	White House. More like White Line House.
0:26.0	Come on, man! Hunter got his act together!
0:29.0	He used to snort an ounce at Coke a week, now he's down to four grams a day!
0:34.0	Not a joke!
0:36.0	Get ready to rumble in this corner, it's Chris Christie!
0:42.0	And in this corner, it's Chris Christie! Holy cow, man!
0:48.0	Woo!
0:49.0	Hunter here. I want everybody to know that Coke at the White House wasn't mine.
0:54.0	I always leave my Coke with my laptop, and hey!
0:58.0	Anybody seeing my laptop?
1:00.0	Yeah, the cocaine on the White House.
1:03.0	Desk of the, of the, um...
1:07.0	Uh, finally.
1:12.0	Who owns the cocaine?
1:14.0	My guess is, it's Professor Hunter in the library with a pipe.
1:20.0	You know, I feel bad for parents nowadays.
1:23.0	You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees.
1:26.0	The bees and the birds. The birds and the birds.
1:29.0	The birds that used to be bees. The bees that used to be birds.
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