Chopped Chumps - 7.30.24

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🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy these Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line, just maybe not on a sloped roof.Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Hey Holly if they can sell us pregnant men and 300 pound strippers how hard is
0:32.3	President Camarly really.
0:34.0	When Barack America tried to threaten me with the 18th or 21st or 25th Amendment, I said, look the hell, I don't even drink, so those amendments don't
0:48.7	matter to me. And I told them the only coop I was interested in was my 1967 Corvette.
0:57.0	I love that cut with Kamala Harris saying,
1:00.0	Sweet a! You know what she's not going to be?
1:03.0	Resident!
1:04.0	Hey Howie, did you notice, if you're a Secret Service agent and you release facts, they'd fire you.
1:12.0	But if you're a secret service agent and you obscure the
1:16.5	facts they call you acting director. The only thing that surpasses
1:21.6	government incompetence is government
1:24.3	unaccountability. I was going to go to McDonald's but then I got high. I was going
1:30.3	to go to Starbucks but then I got high. I was going to go to Burger King but then I got high and then I got lost.
1:37.0	After seeing the coconut cover, I now know the Democrat strategy. It's barred from the military strangely enough. Embrace
1:45.6	to suck. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling howie car.
1:52.1	You chump. Chomp chumps was brought to you. Thank you
1:53.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals go to how we car show
1:57.7	And click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap.
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