Chopped Chumps - 7.23.25

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🗓️ 23 July 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
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0:02.0	Bhaaphaa Bhaapha
0:01.9	Bhapp
0:03.1	Bhappi For the cause of the untimely death of Jeffrey Epstein's former lawyer, Arkansas hasn't been ruled out.
0:04.1	Howie, now that Obama and Hillary are destined for prison cells, three rules they need to remember.
0:36.7	One, snitches get stitches.
0:42.6	Two, don't ever look anybody in the eye.
0:44.7	And three, don't drop the soap.
0:47.4	Ashley Biden has come out in support of her brother Hunter.
0:49.7	And she also added that another
0:52.4	common side effect of taking Ambien is sleep showering with your 15-year-old daughter.
0:54.6	Kamala worked at McDonald's for two weeks, but they fired her because she didn't know
0:59.4	how to drive a dump truck.
1:03.7	Obama's not guilty of treason.
1:05.2	All he's guilty of is rushing to a conclusion about Trump.
1:07.8	I was ready to buy the whole tranquilizer story until you read they were to help quell her
1:11.4	uncontrolled fits of cheerfulness. Hillary?
1:16.4	It may not sound like the best idea. However, Governor Healy should mandate government-run grocery
1:20.9	stores to drive the golden girls into bankruptcy.
1:25.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.6	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
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