Chopped Chumps - 7.18.25

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🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Another paddle border dies off the coast of New England.
0:30.3	I thought Barack was happy with his new cook.
0:33.6	Or maybe it was a Kmart Kennedy trying to reenact a traditional July weekend.
0:40.3	When a late night host thinks Adam Schiff is entertainment, it's time to put him out of his misery.
0:48.4	Hey, Holly, Colbert says he feels sorry for the 200 people that work there.
0:53.8	Geez, I feel sorry for the two dozen that actually watched the show.
0:57.9	There's no boozing on Beacon Hill.
1:01.0	There's probably canoodling and vice versa.
1:04.4	I love the way Stephen Colbert gets $15 million a year to tell Republicans how greedy they are.
1:12.5	In regards to the Trump-Ebstein birthday card, can you say auto-penn?
1:18.0	Hey, Howie.
1:19.1	I think NPS got investigative rigormortus.
1:25.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:30.0	You chump.
1:31.4	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:33.9	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire is growing.
1:37.0	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team
1:39.3	on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:41.4	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.
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