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I doubt many people in this audience or any other audience would have said that two years after being elected,

I'd be able to convince, for God's sake, Congress women to form the blood, to maintain instability and Congress.

Hey HowWe, the last time they found a suspicious white substance in the White House, it was on a blue dress.

This weekend in Boston, movie theaters will be showing special double feature.

The first one, that golden classic, Schindler's List, followed by the soon-to-be blockbuster Michelle Wu's List.

Wanting to be the next president of the United States, and following in the footsteps of Mike Dukakis,

Mike Pence, not Russia, will be taken out by a tank.

Hey HowWe, all this corruption is warping my fragile little mind.

You'll never hear Mike Pence saying the deep state is not my concern.

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