Chopped Chumps - 7.17.25

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🗓️ 17 July 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:29.0	Thank you. Hey, Howie, Jill Biden had a work husband.
0:34.3	Is that because, like Mr. Biden, Mr. Johnson, just couldn't get up for work?
0:37.9	And if that mockingbird don't sing.
0:39.2	We're gonna... Blame it on racism.
0:41.1	Someone's in the kitchen with China.
0:43.4	Someone's in the kitchen, I know.
0:45.9	Someone's in the kitchen with China with illegal marijuana grows.
0:51.0	Joe Biden.
0:53.5	Invented NPR with the auto pin.
0:57.8	Howie, when I think of Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, I just think of one really old, really ugly, vericose, fame.
1:06.1	Red diaper, doper baby.
1:09.0	It just sounds cool.
1:10.6	Trump could get half of the MAGA world that is obsessed with the Epstein files off his back
1:16.4	by putting Tom Holman in charge of the case and by using Epstein Island to house Ice B.K.
1:25.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:30.2	You chump.
1:31.6	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:34.0	perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
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