Chopped Chumps - 7.14.25

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🗓️ 14 July 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. The New England Patriots should schedule a visit to the White House before the season starts.
0:31.1	Let Trump work some of his magic on them.
0:33.9	Joe Biden offered a two-tiered clemency program. Those who paid 10% to the big guy had their pardons personally signed.
0:40.3	The other's got the less valuable and less viable auto fan first.
0:43.3	Hey, Howie, did you see that President Trump won a member, member guest tournament in golf at Bedminster this weekend?
0:51.3	And Joe Biden's still trying to unfold his chair.
0:55.4	Oh, well.
0:56.4	Hey, Howie.
0:57.5	Some Democrats were saying it's so easy to build a bomb.
1:01.1	If they tried to,
1:02.5	they'd wrap a road flare in aluminum foil.
1:05.6	Deborah Wasserman Schultz.
1:07.8	What is wrong with brushing your teeth?
1:10.5	Where you poop? We call it a bathroom.
1:14.0	Yeah, Howie, you and every bedtime drug dealer wants his very own pet alligator.
1:19.9	Let me guess there weren't enough illegals to save people from the fire.
1:26.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:31.2	You chump.
1:32.6	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
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