Chopped Chumps - 7.11.25

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🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:30.6	During COVID, more people died from cutting in line at 7-Eleven that died from not wearing masks.
0:40.3	Who needs happy hour when you have 200 Kennedys on one lawn?
0:49.3	Message to ice. Never bring a smoke bomb to a gunfight.
1:03.0	If the ice raid in Camarillo, California teaches us one thing, it's that people who live in glass house farms shouldn't throw Mexican flag poles.
1:11.6	Howie, the Epstein files are all about Bubba. Bill Clinton, the number one whoremaster that ever lived.
1:15.6	It's all about him.
1:18.6	Howie, the immigrant escape from alligator alley.
1:23.6	All you have to do is look for the crease in the water.
1:40.1	That was your last chumpline message.
1:41.9	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:43.0	You chump.
1:48.6	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:53.2	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:56.3	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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