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Oh, so...

Oh, so...

Oh, so Nancy Pelosi, who was born during the Roosevelt administration, Franklin, not Teddy despite the way she looks, thinks that young President Biden is perfectly

fit to remain our president.

Okay.

So George Knee threw Yellow School Butte.

George has made a career out of lying to us, and to the left he's always been there sparkless.

But then he got caught seeing what he thought so now he's

known as Step-Inropolis. Have you taken a look at the Danish Prime Minister to quote Ralph Cramden?

I'm in a, I'm in a, I'm in a, I'm in a.

Joey's gonna have a big boy conference and he's gonna put on his big boy pants and make his big boy faces at his big boy conference.

Jeech.

Joe Biden's doing a big boy press conference today.

I guess that means he'll be wearing his big boy diapers.

Today was supposed to be the day they sent in Trump, the liberals nirvana.

Who saw this coming?

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