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Greta Funberg was charged with disobeying the cap, so she decided to pull out all the stamps.

As soon as she went to her famous, how dare you?

That's when they decided to bust her chops.

So, what's funnier than Phil Murphy being heavily booed on stage at a concert near the governor's mansion?

Chris Christie fat jokes.

Hey, Henry, they turned Larry Nasser into a pin cushion.

I guess he really stuck that landing.

The White House said Joe Biden's seventh grandchild is a write-off.

Hey, don't tell Hunter Biden that a quick replacement for cocaine is borax.

Hey, why not send them the lost amounts?

The place is already a cluster.

And why is Dowdy Maureen complaining about me?

Not seeing.

Maybe, don't.

Brother, brother, stop talking.

I already graduated from Navy, where I was known as Captain Comeback.

Hey, the daddy boy.

Hunter, you got something right on your nose.

I know.

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