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My policies in the Muddle East will save lives in East Palestine.

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Then along came Biden and things they got unholy.

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The Biden says,

don't believe you're lying eyes.

My administration should get a prize.

Vote for me and take democracy just don't believe you're lying eyes

Biden's apology to Zelensky is like the old national bank apologizing to Jesse James.

Hey Brandon if you're moron kids the smartest guy you know who's the dumbest except yourself

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