Chopped Chumps - 6.6.24

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🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
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0:26.0	I'm coming to you for Uncle Bozie's old-fashioned Aunt Acid.
0:32.0	Every once in a while you're bound to get a bad risk, elbow, knee,
0:36.0	Uncle Bozies, old-fashioned ant acid, available in New Guinea only.
0:45.0	They have just been time for D-Day.
0:47.0	The lens you introduce the new Go Fund Me NATO-Ukraine Cash Act today.
0:51.0	Hey Holly, Joe Biden said being in Normandy reminded him of his son, Bo, in the movie they made about
0:56.4	him, Saving Private Biden.
0:58.4	Joe Biden said D-Day reminds him of when he was in school and he would get his report card.
1:03.6	So Hunter Biden used to buy his crack from a guy named Frank at the Four Seasons.
1:08.4	Is that like Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons?
1:11.0	Does somebody please explain to Brandon that 80 years ago, Captain America did not give
1:16.2	a speech before the Rebel Alliance stormed the walls at Helm's seat to save Asgard from the Munchkills.
1:24.0	I got a little nervous when I saw that state police sergeant putting on the plastic gloves
1:29.0	this morning in dead of court.
1:30.8	The thought of you might be asking Brian Higgins to approach the bench and bend over.
1:37.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:39.2	Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump.
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