Chopped Chumps - 6.6.23

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🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here are some Chump Line calls we didn't get to, you can listen to this rather than Chris Christie's announcement that he's gonna run. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:13.0	I'm Mary and Philly, P.S. Dayk's fan widget, which explains a lot.
0:28.0	She's a rabbit and an eagle's band, which is even scarier than in Easter Bunny.
0:34.0	The way this beat is ending, I might be in for a rough night!
0:39.0	Boston Medical's new fake penises come with a built-in hand warmer.
0:44.0	A whole new way to be packin' heat.
0:47.0	Ellie, go buy Mary the Philly. She actually does look like a horse.
0:52.0	Yeah, Captain Kanga, I mean Janet Yellen said that the inflation was just trans atori.
0:59.0	Isn't that hate speech against a protected class? I was just wondering.
1:03.0	It's amazing and scary how much of a difference one letter can make.
1:08.0	It's gonna replace the R and James Comer's last name with a Y.
1:11.0	It becomes James Covey.
1:13.0	The Jockey who was on board the Kentucky Derby winner was invited to the White House for an award ceremony.
1:20.0	But he refused to go. He said,
1:22.0	If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have finished second.
1:26.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.0	Thank you for calling How We Car. You chump.
1:32.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:35.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:42.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap!
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