Chopped Chumps - 6.5.26

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🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:27.4	Grand Platt. Grand Platner makes Bill Clinton look like a boy scout. It's a bird.
0:28.5	It's a plane.
0:29.4	No, wait.
0:30.4	It's a blonde governor gearing up to renew her campaign for Senator in Maine.
0:34.7	Hey, Allie.
0:36.5	P. Hustle and the bear have the same opinion on the hatchet wound?
0:40.3	John Bolton, when Trump has some classified documents, burn him at the stake, cut his head
0:47.3	off, kill him!
0:49.3	John Bolton, when he's caught doing the exact same thing. Oh, I just made it.
0:55.0	I'm sorry.
0:55.7	I'm an old man.
0:56.8	I'm confused.
0:58.0	I don't know what I'm doing.
0:59.6	I'm playing dominoes with pikes over here.
1:02.9	Mercy.
1:03.8	Mercy.
1:04.7	Graham Platner.
1:06.8	From a chicken in every pot to choking your chicken in a porta pot.
1:11.6	Well known in Boston Street Lords, the axiom, some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.
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