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And Dr. Wolf, are you familiar with a discipline of physics called county physics?

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CNN is changing its name to Cut Microphone News Network.

Oh boy, I'm so excited for Thursday nights,

Celebrity Roast of Joe Biden with Donald Trump.

It's gonna be great. I got all my refreshments and everything ready to go.

TV tray all set up. Can't wait.

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