Chopped Chumps - 6.18.25

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🗓️ 18 June 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
0:07.0	Get ready with ReadyWise.
0:08.6	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how I heard Luigi Mangione's new job in prison. should be glad that at least they don't work for Iranian government media.
0:38.7	Hey, Howie, I heard Luigi Mangione's new job in prison is cleaning toilets.
0:43.2	Yeah, he's not known as Squeeji Mangione.
0:46.4	I was in Florida last weekend.
0:48.2	I drove over a speed bump, and now I get this No King's protest sign stuck in my wheelwell.
0:53.7	I was in Florida last weekend, I drove over a speed bump, and now I get this No King's protest sign stuck in my wheelwell. I was in Florida last weekend.
0:55.6	I drove over a speed bump,
0:57.3	and now I get this No King's protest sign stuck in my wheel wheel.
1:01.1	Bowie, I'm going to make a prediction.
1:03.5	It won't be a sober person tonight in Canton.
1:06.9	Hey, I just found out that Jen McCabe's actually in Nantucket on the island.
1:11.7	Well, she should be getting ready for Alcatraz, the rock.
1:15.2	She could fight this tooth and nail.
1:17.4	Trust the American military industrial complex to build a bomb bigger than a civil action.
1:25.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:30.1	You chump.
1:31.5	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:35.8	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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