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Al Patrino wants his pregnant girlfriend to take a paternity test because just like

Alex Baldwin, he thought he was shooting blanks.

Carthy must have been negotiating with Mr. Haney and green acres because he sure had

the wool pulled over his eyes.

Hey Howie, Chris Christie really needs to run, not for president, he just needs to run

for exercise.

I agree with Harvard appointing Laurie Lightfoot as a public health fellow.

After all, she's the poster child for the benefits of drinking Beetle juice.

Humpty Dumpty Brandon had a great fall.

Joey, put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be walking across the floor.

Rachel Levine brings a whole new meaning to the term rare admiral.

The Sandbag, who sandbagged a sandbag with a sandbag.

A new political murder mystery by Kamala Harris coming soon.

Now relation to the sandbagging of America by Joe Biden.

Now the joke.

Well howie we all know that Joe Biden is a big Tom Petty fan so the campaign song for

this time around.

I think Chris Christie would make a fine president.

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