Chopped Chumps - 5.7.24

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🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy the best of the Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Trump's judge was going to slap Stormy Daniels with a gag order, but after learning
0:30.4	about her profession, he figured she was ungaggy.
0:33.2	Come on man, black kids and poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
0:38.6	But only when they go to McDonald's to use the Wi-Fi cause and they don't even know what a computer is.
0:47.0	No joke.
0:49.0	I bet Stormy Daniels is hoping for a hung jury.
0:53.2	I heard they're installing a zip line from the White House to Marine One
0:57.9	so Biden doesn't have to walk across the grass anymore.
1:01.1	A boy shot Twitter from Boston.
1:04.0	It felt bad he ranked on the bottom.
1:06.7	He thought and he thought.
1:08.3	I'll have a shot.
1:10.0	He pulled out his balls and he ought to him.
1:13.0	Joe Biden said he has five busts and one busted.
1:17.8	Hunter.
1:18.8	Oh, he quick, send a bar extinguisher to Christine Nome.
1:22.0	She self-immolated.
1:25.0	That was your last chump line message.
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