Chopped Chumps - 5.4.23

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🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here are some chump line calls that didn't quiet make it. Tune in next week at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Joe Biden said he's not going to the coronation because he doesn't drink beer.
0:28.0	In a desperate bid to increase viewership since the departure of Tucker Carlson, Fox News has reportedly offered the position to Liz Cheney since she now has so much free time on her hands.
0:38.0	Unfortunately, the only increase in viewership has come from the people who are still drinking Bud Light.
0:44.0	Well, I can't wait for the big summit between big packing Kamala Harris. Artificial intelligence meets no intelligence.
0:52.0	Jillian has come forward complaining about the way he's being treated. Hey, if you can't take the heat, stay out of the prom dress.
0:59.0	Kamala Harris and AOC give stupid people a bad name.
1:04.0	Here for what you wish for, HowWeCars President Kamala Harris could make a huge splash of artificial intelligence which he just used it to replace herself.
1:13.0	We didn't have to listen to her. Well, not really her.
1:17.0	Last envelope, please, inflation, share of war and hunter. The answer? Name three things at a 40 year high!
1:28.0	That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling HowWeCars. You'd jump.
1:34.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on store to get half priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:45.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.

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