meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 5.20.26

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 1 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tune in every weekday evening at 5 PM for the Chump Line. Call in with your best one liners at 844-500-4242.  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.1

The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Sadly, Bonnie Frank won't be down for breakfast, for as usual.

0:30.2

A sausage and two meatballs.

0:32.1

Hey-oh!

0:34.5

Oh boy, the good thing St. Peter was on his toast today.

0:39.8

He caught Bonnie Frank trying to slip on the back door.

0:44.0

Looks like Bonnie Frank won't be going down for breakfast.

0:47.5

Pete, booty judge, has personally volunteered to inspect every manhole in New York City.

0:56.0

Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

0:59.5

Then again, so did Jeffrey Dahmer.

1:03.1

That was your last chump line message.

1:05.8

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:07.6

You chump.

1:08.9

Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

1:12.0

Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

1:19.1

The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 9 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Howie Carr, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Howie Carr and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.