Chopped Chumps - 5.15.26

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🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:26.8	Hey. Hey, Howie, Dr. Fauci here.
0:30.5	Back then, I am the science.
0:34.6	Now, I am the virus.
0:36.4	I gotta tell the truth now.
0:39.7	Bad enough, Hunter Biden lost his, his pension.
0:41.7	But he can't even get some of painting.
0:43.1	Poor guy.
0:49.7	Camilla Harris has as much chance of having a brainstorm as the scarecrow and the Wizard of Oz.
0:56.0	Like I said, Sanders, Pelosi, and Schumer thought they were talking about gerrymandering. We didn't interrupt him and say, no, dummy, geriatric.
1:00.0	Democratic's ideas are so high in the sky that renamed UAP, unidentified, A-Hol politics.
1:08.0	Besides Boeing 747 and Sewa Bean, Trump was also going to trade all the Democrats in America for Chinese that are freedom-loving.
1:20.2	Boston City's version, billions for freeloaders, not one cent for veterans.
1:27.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:30.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:31.7	You chump.
1:33.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:36.1	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything
1:40.8	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:43.2	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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