Chopped Chumps - 5.14.25

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🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. The only thing that could leave that many pale lay fragments in somebody's front yard is the Wagon Queen family truckster.
0:33.1	Does anybody look at Chevy Chase for this?
0:35.4	Howie, now that it's official, Biden's an invalid, is that an electric wheelchair he's in?
0:40.7	Howie, the Dems wanted to put labels on all the products and how much the tariffs were going to cost Americans.
0:48.9	Can we put labels on Jake Tapper's book about how many times he lied about Biden?
0:54.8	He's Joe Biden.
0:56.6	His wife, Jill,
0:59.9	their son, hunter,
1:03.2	their daughter get in the shower.
1:06.3	They're dog major.
1:09.6	Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
1:11.5	Together they make the ultra-modern regrettable family.
1:18.4	A new Democrat gave them the keys.
1:21.8	We're Mr. Drake and CNN to call their big bunch of bulk a debunking.
1:28.2	After being indicted by a federal grand jury, Judge Hannah Dugan says she now identifies as a ham sandwich.
1:35.0	Trump's done so well on this mid-east trip, he should stop by the Vatican on the way back so the Pope can kiss his ring.
1:43.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:46.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:47.7	You chump.
1:49.1	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
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