Chopped Chumps - 5.12.25

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🗓️ 12 May 2025

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car I think I figured out Joe Biden's strategy.
0:29.7	He's out on tour, so the DNC will give him a check that says, get the hell out of here.
0:36.7	Instead of Ross Baraka, for a moment i jump for joy thinking
0:39.8	they said it was baroque america arrested for storming an iced detention center i'm guessing
0:44.8	that pope leo's first homily will be about not being his brother's keeper looks like humped and dumpy
0:52.6	higgins plowed himself in in a corner with with that white Jeep showing up in the Kent Police Station.
0:58.6	Hey, Howie. I heard that Jasmine Crockett's nickname was Rocket. Too bad. She's more like a scud.
1:05.2	Is the economy of the District of Columbia region suffering from the painful elimination of thousands of federal jobs.
1:15.4	Oh, Corey Booker is the only mayor that hasn't been arrested since the 60s? What an underachiever.
1:23.4	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:27.9	You chump.
1:29.3	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:34.8	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:39.2	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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