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Chopped Chumps - 5.1.25

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Howie Carr

News Commentary, Daily News, News, Politics

4.31.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Senator Van Hollen, do you really want to bring home an illegal alien gangbanger?

0:31.5

I don't care how much Kilmar is smuggling. I want to kiss him. I am not a Latino at the Home Depot. I'm one of

0:43.5

those honkies who'll never vote for those donkeys. Howie, how could you not use the term premature

0:49.6

co-jaculation in your story about the cone heads of Canton?

0:54.1

Code talking men in their beer.

0:58.1

Cold talking. Park your pickup trucks here.

1:05.6

You know, it's kind of disappointing that Fox support Test isn't a 24-7 channel broadcasting ICE's removal of illegal gangbangers.

1:17.2

Hey, Howie, the only problem I see with Hank is that the income was for him first.

1:24.0

First, they came for Schiff, and I did not speak out because he's such a turd. Then they came for Comey, and I did not speak out because he's such a turd.

1:28.5

Then they came for Comey, and I did not speak out because he's a lawless POC.

1:32.8

And they came for Pelosi, and I did not speak out, because she's a liar.

1:36.9

And then they came for Clinton.

1:38.7

And I did not speak out because she's pure evil.

1:43.0

And then... And... Oh, man. Sorry. Flew it. Forget. out because she's pure evil and then and oh man sorry blew it forget it hey howie you know why

1:50.2

Kamala was always the last one to leave the room somebody had to stay by and wake up joe that was your last

1:57.8

chump line message thank you you for calling Howie Car.

2:01.7

You chump.

2:07.5

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

2:12.0

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.

2:15.2

Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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