Chopped Chumps - 4.28.26

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🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:30.2	Kansas. King Charles said he liked the lighthouse, but it was like a tight pair of pants, because there's no ballroom.
0:35.4	Howie, does Jimmy Kimball have comedy writers, or is he just unfunny on his own?
0:39.3	Why does Marky always look like he just passed a wet fart?
0:42.1	And Warren always looks like she smelled it.
0:50.1	I, for one, am very upset that Trump is now serving to her number 11.
0:54.1	Donald Trump says he can't wait for King Charles to leave.
0:56.8	He said there's only room for one king in the White House.
1:02.8	It was during the onslaught of World War I that the specialty of ophthalmology came to the fore.
1:10.8	Hey, Howie, witnesses at the White House correspondence dinner weren't worried when they heard the bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang of gunfire.
1:15.2	They thought it was just Chris Christie stomping over to the buffet table.
1:18.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:20.4	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:21.5	You chump.
1:24.9	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:28.6	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are
1:34.3	cheap.

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