Chopped Chumps - 4.25.25

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🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
0:07.0	Get ready with ReadyWise.
0:08.6	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Looks like Joe Biden's going to the Pope's funeral.
0:31.6	They better pack an extra backup depends, because you know what happened the last time he was there.
0:38.9	Boy, if Hannah Dugan getting ludged today for helping an illegal.
0:43.1	That doesn't make your heart feel like an alligator?
0:45.9	Nothing will.
0:47.4	Hey, stop complaining about me, man.
0:50.2	We was playing hide-and-seek.
0:52.0	The little boy did not hide well.
0:55.3	And I found him.
0:56.0	Unduly!
1:01.8	Howie, Judge Santos should ask the judge to sentence him to a woman's prison.
1:04.3	Those weren't my lawyers.
1:07.1	Those were my office's lawyers.
1:13.7	Hey, Holly, I saw Joe Manchin talking about being quite frankly. Made me think of Barney Frank and turning a page. Hi, Harry, Governor Patrick calling. Hey, Howard, you don't understand. To qualify for a
1:19.4	mortgage in New York City. You have to marry your dad. We're going to be fine. That was your last
1:24.9	chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:28.0	You chump.
1:29.6	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:33.8	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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