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The only thing crazier than learning Brandon's uncle was cannibalized is that after nearly 50 years in office, numerous campaigns, interviews and biographies.

We're just hearing about it now.

David Pecker, a porn star, and a gag order.

You can't make that up.

Donald Vomb and Ron to Stamonias are going to put y'all women back in Taines.

I have no idea why they're selling the King James version of the Bible.

If everyone knows, LeBron is fairly literate because his mommy didn't play enough to draw for

him when he was growing up.

In Gaza, a terrorist, quite neurotic, was chased down the street by a rocket.

The force of the blast blew his balls up his ass and his pecca was found in his pocket.

Film at 11.

I read the Herald this morning, now we know Rachel Wallin's got so fast.

Which brand and Freudian slip was more talent that the DNC has put together the most

inclusive voter fraud system in history or the how many times does Trump have to

prove we can't trust him admission.

So is Biden saying that Trump's preferred prodown is we?

That was your last Trump line message.

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