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Next time you do a poll about what things people dislike about the Healy administration,

I think you really ought to consider the merits of ranked choice voting.

Graham Platner was against the SPLC.

And he got a tattoo and was for the SPLC.

Howie, what's washed up more, beached whales or Robert De Niro's career?

Chris Murphy has just resigned as U.S. Senator to become the new Supreme Ayatollah of Iran.

Trump derangement syndrome is so bad, the Democrats are demanding that Iran execute those eight women.

When Al Gore asserted the planet has some fever, it was because he was blowing all that hot air up Mother Earth's rear end while taking her temperature rectally.

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