Chopped Chumps - 4.22.25

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🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.0	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
0:07.0	Get ready with ReadyWise.
0:09.0	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.
0:14.0	The Keeping my annual Earth Day tradition, I unleash two full aerosol canisters into the atmosphere this morning.
0:38.0	I know what I'm interested in Jake Tapper's book.
0:40.6	Let me spoil it for you.
0:42.3	It should be titled, Why I Live, and All It Is Saved, Because I Date Month.
0:48.6	They'll save your money.
0:50.0	Howie, I got the perfect location for the El Salvadoran gangbanger.
0:55.5	How about in Senator Markey's gated community?
0:58.9	Would be trend Aragua, or maybe MS-13.
1:05.2	Do some human smuggling, or they'll stab you in your spleen.
1:09.8	The handyman, the handyman can in the year
1:15.6	2025 if men is still alive if woman can survive until the year 2025.
1:30.2	I'm going to save the planet and buy a Tesla.
1:34.6	Oh, no wait.
1:35.7	I take that back.
1:37.1	I was nine years old for the first Earth day.
1:40.6	If only I could have figured out this scam, I'd be rich.
1:45.8	The Babylon B has announced plans to sue the Democratic Party for plagiarism,
1:51.2	since every one of their satirical headlines quickly becomes a plank in the party's platform.
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