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Joe's told some pretty big whoppers over the years,

but Uncle Eichen by cannibals.

Ah, it's pretty tough to swallow.

Biden's patting himself on the back for the Kennedy endorsement.

You know what?

The Kennedy's and the Biden's all deserve to swim in the same test pool.

The President of Mexico asked me if it is a light move on Tijuana or Juarez can he strike back and I told him if you want me to make a minor incursion into San Diego, see say Padre. So the most famous family of retrobates in the history of the United States have let it be known to one of their own that the Kennedy name no longer resonates.

My Uncle Bozie was a paratrooper before there were parachutes and he was found by cannibals.

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He turns the other cannibal who was still filling his belly and he said, oh I thought he tasted funny.

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