Chopped Chumps - 4.17.26

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🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. It's kind of cool that Senator Warren thinks that Bezos should give the government
0:29.0	$900,000, yeah, let me start over.
0:33.8	Like most Mexican illegal, really stated that he lacked the enzyme.
0:39.4	Graham Flattner dances on the graves of dead Jews, but he's no Nazi.
0:46.4	Howie, do you think we might see the Pope on MS now being interviewed by the Princess of Darkness, Rachel Maddow?
0:53.4	How many people in that separate poll about Mara Healy's popularity were illegal aliens?
1:02.4	Ooh, that wretched Trump. He messes up everything. Now the price of gas is going to be plummeting, and we have to concoct another rant.
1:11.2	Apparently, Graham Platner's mouth retards his ability to run an effective campaign.
1:18.3	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:24.1	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to Howie Car show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:34.3	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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