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Chopped Chumps - 4.11.25

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Howie Carr

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🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Trump dropped the tariff on everybody except for

0:31.5

Xi Jinping.

0:33.2

Now China's got the tariff and Trump is betting that it's going to sting.

0:40.3

Yeah, I tried to get a new car loan a couple days ago, but in spite of my credit score of 820,

0:46.2

I was turned down because of all the deportation of illegal aliens.

0:50.7

So Janet Mills hates women, huh? That haircut would suggest otherwise.

0:55.0

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1:03.1

To schedule a seance with dead voters, press two. To hear what Joe Biden is thinking, press three.

1:10.9

Don't let the fact that Letitia James lied about her residency on a mortgage application in Virginia,

1:17.8

destroy your faith in the Democrat lawfare community.

1:22.3

So people can't afford houses because we're deporting the illegal, alien, gang rapist, drug-dealing mass murderers that won't commit these crimes that regular Americans aren't willing to commit.

1:36.3

Nothing exemplifies the new Democrat body more than their people using gasoline to burn electric vehicles.

1:45.3

Celebrating Trump's deportation and border crackdown successes,

1:49.0

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1:53.7

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1:56.5

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1:58.2

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1:59.6

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