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Hey, Howie, everyone brought their paddle, but no one brought the pickleball.

Trump took it easy on the Democrats last night.

He could have had Speaker Johnson play YMCA when the speech ended.

Geez, with all those Democrats holding all those paddles,

I didn't know they were such big fans of pickleball.

Hey, Howie, how long before good old Al Green has got himself a nice fancy line of canes available for everybody.

Perfect for shaking at MAGA folks.

Howie, the Democrat couldn't stand up last night for the 13-year-old boy

getting an honorary secret service badge.

But I thought everything was for the children.

Yeah, between Pelosi's denture slipping, Algreen, cane shaking, and Sylvester Turner

not coming down for breakfast, I'd say the Dems are not aging gracefully.

AOC made the smartest move that she's made her career last night. She didn't show up.

That was your last jump line message. She didn't show up. That was your last chump line message.

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