Chopped Chumps - 3.21.25

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🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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These Chumps didn't quite make the Chump Line, but they're a cut about the rest. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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