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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 3.1.24

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Enjoy the last of the weeks Chumps that didn't quite make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from

0:08.0

restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:13.0

The deals are endless. Hey how we? Without getting too visual before supper here. I wonder if Sleepy Joe still swims naked in front of the female Secret Service agents.

0:37.0

Hey how are we?

0:38.0

Yesterday you said a man is judged by his sons.

0:41.7

Joe Biden doesn't even have good dogs.

0:45.0

Immigration is out of control in effort to add more dems to the roles.

0:51.8

What Biden's trying to say in a not so subtle way is that pretty soon

0:57.7

we'll all speak espagnold.

1:00.3

Adam's sheriff has 45 million million. Boy, that'd buy a lot of two of the sandwiches.

1:06.5

Hunter Biden said he sent that text message to the wrong guy when he was demanding money be paid. That wrong guy must feel like an idiot for

1:16.7

paying it.

1:17.7

Did he get Chinese yen, brother James, brother James, did he get Chinese in, Brother Jimmy?

1:26.0

Yes, he got Chinese in 40K, maybe more, but he's a seineau koot and cannot remember his name.

1:32.8

Now, now hold on there, Mr. Biden.

1:35.8

You call Republicans Neanderthals.

1:38.0

I'd say you're nothing but a warm frustrated old man in the grand configuration of things things you're nothing but a scurvy little

1:44.9

spider and that goes for you kJP

1:49.2

that was your last jump line message thank you for for calling Howie Car. You chump.

1:55.0

Chop chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

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