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That scumbag, Nicky Haley should just go away, and someone needs to abolish the corrupt DOJ.

And lock up Hillary Clinton and throw the damn key away.

If Donald Trump is not re-elected president, we should all plan on eating a lot more lettuce.

When I was in Vegas, I visited the number one Billboe shop in Chinatown.

They said they were about to celebrate the year of the Dragon Queen.

Yes, when Biden was asked about the, uh, if there was anything going on with the

hostages and he says yes, there's been some movement movement he thought they were talking about his next bowel movement

When it comes to migrants Martha's Vineyard is being underserved

Even I could do K.J.

's job better than her.

All she had to say is that President Mittron must have been, quote,

top of mind for Brandon.

Next question.

Joe Buns, right.

The border crisis is Trump's fault.

Trump's fault for not getting reelected.

That was your last Trump line message.

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