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Come on, what's next?

Pro Bowl Powder Puff challenges? Or the finale,

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the NFL National Fruitloops League.

A border bill, where most of the money goes to foreign countries.

That's like Rodney Dangerfield talking to his wife while they have sex over the phone.

You know how I think I got to figure out we don't give the

Democrats any more funds for foreign aid for Ukraine that saves us on the tax

dollars rather than send any of our American soldiers over to Ukraine to fight we

take all the new recruits coming across the

southern border. We send them that solves the invasion on our border and Ukraine still

gets the aid and eat. Everybody wins. Well, most everybody. I turned into the Grammy Awards last night and the BET awards broke out.

Those rascally Republicans won't let me fix the border.

Heh heh. It would have been much more accurate if Mickey Haley had just said,

Live from the Deep State, it's Saturday night.

That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump.

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