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Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howie 15 to get those deranged Democrats with their signs on Monday?

Looks like they need to use a better crayon.

They can't spell, and some of them are holding them upside down.

What a joke. Between big balls and hairy balls, it seems like those have balls to the walls.

We've had a president that was born in Kenya. Why can't we have a president that was born in South Africa?

Hunter said you have to pay extra

for methamphetamine and rabies.

I'll be very brief.

All these protesters,

fake media,

hereforth are now called

Dogebags.

That's right. Doge bags. Thank you.

Tom Holman needs to schmottin up, as we say in Maine, and give AOC a big title and send

a three-year fact-finding mission to Central America.

Germany, France, Britain, Poland, and other European countries refuse to send

peacekeeping troops to Ukraine unless Trump sends the U.S. hockey team.

That was your last chump line message.

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