Chopped Chumps - 2.17.26

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🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's IQ is below the equator.
0:30.6	Chuck Schumer keeps calling the Save Act Jim Crow 2.0.
0:35.6	Let's just hope there's never a Chuck Schumer, 2.0.
0:39.9	I'll take Putucket Manifestoes we'll never see for $200,000.
0:44.6	I understand J.B. Pritzker and Jerry Nader are celebrating Fat Tuesday together by going to an all-you-can-eat-Chinese buffet.
0:53.6	Did you see AOC talking about the horses and Cortez?
0:58.0	Maybe she got it confused and she was thinking of the conquistadors riding a donkey,
1:04.0	because she's a real ass.
1:06.0	People are talking about making contact with UFOs.
1:09.0	They're only coming here because it's so easy to get on welfare.
1:12.9	How many people did this Jeffrey Epstein know?
1:15.9	Maybe he should have run for president.
1:18.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:21.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:23.0	You chump.
1:24.4	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:32.1	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:34.6	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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