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The deals are endless. Even though a lot of things that Brandon does are humorous and things he says that are funny,

but unfortunately he could never make it as a stand-up comedian.

The news is saying that the elephant in the room last night was Trump.

I didn't see the elephant I did see three rhinoceruses.

You knowie, politicians don't slowly twist in the wind.

They bend over and break wind.

Who never notice how you never see Liz Janie and Radio Levine in the same place at the same time?

Gee, if you look at that Republican debate from the front, it looked like an 0111 from the rear, 1111.

The leader of the phony COP 28 says there's no science behind the fossil fuel debate. He was decry as uncouth for his inconvenient truth.

After all, this goes against the left caliphate.

And then the Pharisees asked Jesus hoping to trap him, is it right to pay taxes to

Caesar? And Jesus said, give unto Caesar what is Caesars and give unto God what is

God. Then Chris Christi piped up and said he didn't answer the question. Make Jesus answer the question.

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