Chopped Chumps - 12.4.25

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🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car why is everyone up in arms?
0:27.8	Because the mayor of Boston spent $15,000 to go to Nova Scotia and cut down a three.
0:33.8	That's peanut compared to what these politicians spend on their fact-finding missions to some luxury spot on the globe.
0:42.4	And at the end of the day, we get a treat.
0:45.1	Thank Wu.
0:46.1	Hey, Howie, the reason the FBI arrested a, didn't arrest the woman was because they needed a fall guy.
0:53.3	So, money criminals might be deported because somebody defrauded somebody.
0:59.8	The Somalis came to the United States to do good, and they do very well indeed.
1:06.3	Blow, blow, blow your boat, blow it up the cheese.
1:09.9	Merri, merry, merry, melancholy.
1:13.3	Come on, Howie, the Somalis are only taking the money that working people can't take and won't take.
1:20.4	Tim Walves is like the guy who's becoming his parents, old socialist hippies.
1:26.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.1	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:30.8	You chump.
1:32.2	The greatest dental office I've ever visited.
1:34.6	Perfect Smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:37.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:42.1	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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