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The deals are endless. Thanks to Bidenomics the coal you'll be getting in your stocking will be made in China.

So apparently the glue behind the uniparty

is sexual blackmail.

We can call it the Epstein sec.

20 years ago, America was terrorized

with people with box cutters. Today, America is terrorized with people with box cutters. Today America is terrorized by people who

check boxes.

As I used to say to Barack America when it comes to using

residents like me and

Claudine Gay, I have a theory that the common people

and Harvard know what they want

and deserve to get it good and hard.

Joe Biden seemed to say in a political statement that he was invited to the dance.

It's too bad it still hasn't dawned on him that he's a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

News flash, Claudine, when you've lost the New York Times, you've lost the war.

All I want for Christmas is a gang-banging drug dealer living in my home with me. me.

That was your last jump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

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