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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 11.6.25

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Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

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0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie, now the Mondami's been elected, mayor of New York City,

0:29.1

do you think this is where the Shiite hits the fan?

0:31.7

Hey, Holly, can we just start calling that the government output shutdown?

0:35.1

Because looking at my paycheck, the input still working just fine.

0:39.2

Have you seen Nancy Pelosi's husband? It's more like Bella Lagosi.

0:44.5

Separated at birth, Mickey Sherro and Abigail Spanberger.

0:50.7

Nowie, I guess those I like Weaver signs will have a couple of different meetings up in San Francisco.

0:57.3

Sodom and Gamora on the Pacific. Who would again?

1:01.5

Come wait with me, come wait with me in our lounge, because the weight on your plane is only gonna make you frown

1:11.6

But once you get in there where the air is rarefied

1:18.6

All the angry passengers won't make you so terrified

1:25.6

Ding dong the queen is dead.

1:28.5

Pelosi goddess through her head.

1:30.7

Ding dong, the wicked queen is dead.

1:33.7

I hope you go.

1:35.6

Try not to be awful slow

1:37.6

and let that screen door hit you in the head.

1:42.6

That was your last chump line message.

1:45.3

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:47.0

You chump.

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