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Joe Biden said he has to run for re-election.

He tried applying for a job as a Walmart greeter and got rejected.

If ever there was a time for Bowman to pull the fire alarm,

it was Monday with Brandon's birthday cake so

Clarence Thomas should be removed because he went on a vacation with a wealthy

friend but Brandon goes to Nantucket to the home of a million billion

million billionaires home and it's all okay. Yeah that makes sense.

From the rivers to the seas may recede to to live in the squad be deported to another country please

Nantucket mic-incenta has an equitable ring to it

I see that a mall fluony Michelle Obama and Melinda Gates have joined together to end child marriage.

What are they going to threaten?

Stop sipping champagne until it ends?

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